Part A - The Mother

There once lived a Scottish cow;
Who married the son of a fat sow.
The farmer sold them both;
For separation the farmer they did loath.

At night they use to go for walks on the beach;
And later before going their ways, share a peach.
But neither the love nor their hearts did break; 
And they ate lots of cake.

The new owner who was also a farmer was hungry;
So he grabbed the pig and cooked.
On the pig he did munch;
The Scottish cow looked and looked.

The cow found the bacon;
And found the farmer raken.
The cow kicked the farmer's mutt;
An eye for an eye he thought.

The farmer became mad and tried to make a cut;
The cow looked around jumped up to her hind feet;
And the farmer she did beat.

She gave him a left and a right;
The farmer took flight.
He went and got his gun;
And then he began to run.
The farmer chased the cow and pow...
That was the end of the Scottish Cow.

Part B - The Child

Between the time the cow was married;
And the time it had been separated from the pig;
The cow had three little ones, two were buried.
Only one haf cow, half pig exists now.

She seeks revenge on the old farmer;
When little Pigecow finally found him.
She saw that he had become a snake charmer;
The cow ate the farmer's snake, Jim.

Ha, such sweet revenge;
But swallowing it made Pigecow cringe.
The farmer caught eye of her. 
He became scared and screamed, "Bloody murder."

You would too if you saw a half pig, half Scottish cow.
The farmer had a heart attack;
"Do not blame me," said Pigecow it was the Big Mac you ate.
She was my mother, that is justice.